So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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