dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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