Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I love you. Go after that dick
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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