i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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