I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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