your thong is hanging out like whoa
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
