She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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