when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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