My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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