Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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