morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
There's even glitter on my cock...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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