I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
