K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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