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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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