Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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