5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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