What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I currently don't understand fingers.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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