I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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