Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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