My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
