I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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