why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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