She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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