I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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