is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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