Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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