Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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