found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
