just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We have so much sex to catch up on
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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