we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
