are you still at the devil's house?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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