all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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