I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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