went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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