i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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