dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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