There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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