Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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