He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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