Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you made out with another girl for some wings
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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