So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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