White coat. Heels.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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