On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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