You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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