no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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