found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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