Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i think i have two assholes
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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