Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
