So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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