Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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