Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
