I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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