You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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