I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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