Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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