I'd wear matching sweaters with you
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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